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Well here it is. What now?
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Merry kwannukamas to all, and to all...umm I don't know. I dont celebrate Kwannukamas.
We set oak trees on fire then do a song and dance. zuntide.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
ha
(Genie speaking to boy) G:What is your first wish? B:More wishes! G:You can only have 3 wishes. This is law. B:Then I wish for more genies! G:God damnit...
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Tuesday, November 9, 2010
C-SPAN Student Cam
Alright so im reading this stupid newspaper article to write a summary of. I flip to the back of the newspaper and i see this ad for some competition. WITH $50,000 IN PRIZES!! I am so in on this. Its gonna be crazy. WE'RE DOIN THIS.
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010
OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
http://www.homeservidor.com/
IT KEEPS YOUR CIGARS IN A PERFECT ENVIRONMENT AND BACKS UP YOUR FILES ON A TIMELY BASIS!!!!
THIS.
IS.
SO.
FREAKING.
AWESOME.
I...I think I just teared up a little bit...
Its so unbelievably useless. Its...its beautiful..I'm in complete shock that a Microsoft product could be so awesome...
IT KEEPS YOUR CIGARS IN A PERFECT ENVIRONMENT AND BACKS UP YOUR FILES ON A TIMELY BASIS!!!!
THIS.
IS.
SO.
FREAKING.
AWESOME.
I...I think I just teared up a little bit...
Its so unbelievably useless. Its...its beautiful..I'm in complete shock that a Microsoft product could be so awesome...
BORING TIMES ARE BORING. RANDOMNESS IS LOCK.
what. Pi=3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105. I just did by memoery. OH!! WHAT NOW?!?!?!? Yea. Im pretty awesome. I know. Anyway, im considering doing kind of a torrenting blog maybe? Might review some software. I dont know yet.
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Saturday, October 30, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Is "2 camels in a tiny car" the next argument winner? Modern science believes otherwise.
According to a recent episode of Equals Three, a funny video reviewing series, has reviewed a video of two camels lierally sitting inside of a tiny car. He claimes that this will win every argument EVER. I and modern science believe this to be FALSE. It just does't make any sense. It is absolutely too stupid to be random. In other news, it has been proven that feeding your camel two tiny cars per day increases its fiber substantially.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
I told me to say this
The reason this blog was created is still a mystery to me. So now I have a problem. I have a blog with an awesome URL grab and nothing to do with it. So instead of making a dignified decision about it, I am letting you, the user, the viewer, the people of the internet decide the fate of this blog. So vote now or forever hold your pieces. I don't want them strewn all over my floor.
P.S. I hold the right to think that your poll choice is stupid and to do my own thing anyway.
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About Me
- Jesse
- The Old Nonexistent Port, Florida, United States
- You want some tips on how to be me? Well for starters you have to be a sick programmer with an extensive knowledge about computers. You also have to be an EPIC music composer with a thing for sick synth jams and alt rock. You also have to have a good way with words to get out of various situations you get yourself into by trying to act so damn smart. WHICH YOU ARE. Sadly no one will believe you. Probably because you are so freaking random. Seriously, its like you are having a serious conversation with someone about how to hook UNIX code into a javascript applet and then BAM pandas. Its ridiculous. But thats about it. If you want anymore tips on how to be me just shoot me an email and I'll get right to work on that restraining order. Seriously, please leave me alone. Stop trying to be me. Its not healthy.

