(Genie speaking to boy) G:What is your first wish? B:More wishes! G:You can only have 3 wishes. This is law. B:Then I wish for more genies! G:God damnit...
You want some tips on how to be me? Well for starters you have to be a sick programmer with an extensive knowledge about computers. You also have to be an EPIC music composer with a thing for sick synth jams and alt rock. You also have to have a good way with words to get out of various situations you get yourself into by trying to act so damn smart. WHICH YOU ARE. Sadly no one will believe you. Probably because you are so freaking random. Seriously, its like you are having a serious conversation with someone about how to hook UNIX code into a javascript applet and then BAM pandas. Its ridiculous. But thats about it. If you want anymore tips on how to be me just shoot me an email and I'll get right to work on that restraining order. Seriously, please leave me alone. Stop trying to be me. Its not healthy.
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